BILL COSBY FOR PRESIDENT

[The Wife]

I have found my 2012 Presidential Candidate !!!! With his platform, no matter what his color, he's my man and a shoo-in for 8 years. Won't it be nice to have someone in office who can use some common sense and protect our country, instead of sucking up to and trying to give America's treasure away, to those who hate us.
Bill


ENJOY!!!

2012 Candidate For President

Bill Cosby has a great way of distilling things. Looks like he's done it again!
I WISH WE HAD A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!



I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' And one more thing, no more bailouts with taxpayer money.

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nothing in, you can not get anything out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it and all citizens, including politicians must contribute. Every contributing senior citizen will draw Social Security benefits, including Congressmen. All former cushy benefits previously paid to Congressmen is hereby eliminated. Lifetime 8 year term limits will be imposed on all elected offices.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school or work week upon the successful completion of urinalysis test and/or a passing grade. To receive a check, everyone must work or attend school to improve their job skills.

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life. There will be no exceptions.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc. This should empty our jails and prisons quickly, putting more folks back in the work force, thus raising more taxes to repair our infrastructure while providing more jobs.

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. Now we are dealing with the Arabs in language they understand...... no oil, no wheat, even swap. Deal or no deal. Raise the price on oil, the prices of wheat go up with the oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. Prayers are once again allowed in schools and all public meetings.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes.


GOD BLESS AMERICA


A sensible black American, Bill Cosby